It's Not Fair

Something has been bothering me for a long time. Mom and Dad give us cheese as a treat sometimes. Not an exotic kind of cheese but plain, American deli cheese. The problem is....they always refer to it as "Rocky Cheese". Now I know Rocky lived here long before I did but you'd think after nearly four years they'd name a treat after me. But no....

Well, I think Mom has ESP because the other day she gave us a little piece of bologna instead of cheese. She started calling it "Diego Bologna". I was so happy!! I heard her tell Dad that she is calling the bologna "Diego Bologna". She must have though I ate a lot of it too because I also heard her tell him I was "full of it".

Hmmmm!!