After All It Is Fashion Week

My Mom went to the fabric store the other day. So, today I found the bag with the sewing patterns that she bought. This is one of the ones she bought.......

Aren't these dog beds cute? And there is even a ramp to help older dogs to climb up on the bed. I hope Mom makes something from this pattern for me. And did you notice the model they used for these pictures?? Va-va-va-voom!!!

While Mom was looking at patterns on her computer, I was peeking over her shoulder and was horrified by what I saw. Look at these ..........

I can sense the pain in those dogs eyes. Not one of them is smiling. They are so humiliated. If Mom even tried to put one of these on my head she'd think she owned a pitbull instead of a sweet, calm papillon. And then there is this........

What were these guys thinking??? Who are they supposed to be, Little Lord Fauntleroy?? They will never again be able to show their faces at the dog park.

And a baby bunting?? You'd never catch me in one of those. And wearing a creepy matching hat too!! What is this world coming to?